Yoda

Weird Al Yankovic (parody of Kink's Lola)
kar by Mike M
Lola
Kinks

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
Like a giant carbonated soda
SODA, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
Well, I asked him his name
And in a raspy voice he said Yoda
YODA, Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda

Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet
But he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
YoYo-YoYo Yoda
YoYo Yoda

I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he lifts me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda
YoYoYoYoYo Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda

Now, I left home just a week before
And I never ever been a Jedi before
But ObiWan he set me straight of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Now, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
with my Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda
YoYo Yoda

I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he lifts me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda
YoYoYoYoYo Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda

So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
And I stood on my head
But I won't forget what Yoda said, he said
"Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray
let the Force be your guide"
Oh my Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda

He said,
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But, remember if you kill him
then you'll be unemployed"
Oh my Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So it looks like I'll be leaving Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be making these movies till I'm old and gray

The longterm contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda

The longterm contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda

The longterm contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda
YoYoYoYo Yoda

I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like cherry cola c-o-l-a cola.
She walked up to me and she asked
me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark
brown voice
she said: "Lola L-o-l-a Lola la la la la Lola."
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
but when she squeezed me tight she nearly
broke my spine oh my Lola la la la la Lola.
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why
she walked like a woman and talked like a man
oh my Lola la la la la Lola
la la la la Lola.
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
under electric candlelight.
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
and said: "Dear boy won't you come home
with me?"
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
but when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell
for my Lola la la la la Lola la la la la

I'm not the world's most passionate guy
but when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell
for my Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor.
I got down on my knees
then I looked at her and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
and I always want it to be that way
for my Lola la la la la Lola.
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
it's a mixed up muddled up shook up world
except for Lola la la la la Lola.
Well I left home just a week before
and I'd never ever kissed a woman before.
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
and said: "Dear boy I'm gonna make you
a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
and so is Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.
I'm not the world's most masculine man
but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
and so is Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.
I'm not the world's most masculine man
but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
and so is Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.

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Drum Mix
Bass
Banjo
Guitar
Vocals
Piano
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