House of Fun

Madness
(C)1996 Labyrinth Midi Music ;EMI Publishing Group. Int'l Rights Secured.

"Good morning miss"
"Can I help you son?"
"Sixteen today
and up for fun,
I'm a big boy now,
or so they say
so if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
with the featherlight touch
Pack of party poppers
that pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray"
(plastic grin)
Miss Clay on all corners
has just walked in

Welcome to the House of Fun
(now I've come of age)
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion's den
(temptation's on its way)
Welcome to the House of

"Nnnnnno no miss,
you misunderstood
Sixteen, big boy
full pint in my manhood!
I'm up to date,
and the date's today
so if you'll serve
I'll be on my way"

Welcome to the House of Fun
(now I've come of age)
Welcome to the lion's den
(temptation's on his way)
Welcome to the House of Fun

(instrumental)

"I'm sorry son, but we don't stock
party gimmicks in this shop.
Try the House of Fun,
It's quicker if you run,
this is a chemist's
not a joker's shop!"

"Party hats,
simple enough, clear?
Comprehende, savvy, understand?
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
with the coloured tips"
Too late
Gorgon's heard gossip!
"Well hello Joe." "Hello miss Clay."
"Many happy returns from the day"

Welcome to the House of Fun
(now I've come of age)
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion's den
(temptation's on its way)
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the House of Fun
(now I've come of age)
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion's den
(temptation's on his way)
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the House of Fun
(now I've come of age)
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion's den
(temptation's on its way)
Welcome to the House of Fun!

Lyrics entered by Erik Bluddax

Soft Karaoke
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