Come on everybody
I say now lets play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme,
out of anybody's name

The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn't there
But a 'B' or an 'F' or an 'M' will appear

And then I say "Bo" add a 'B' then I say the name
Then "Bonana Fanna" and "Foe"

And then I say the name again with an 'F' very plain
then a "Fee Fi" and "Mo"
And then I say the name again with an 'M' this time
And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

OK. Let's do Tony!
Tony, Tony BoBony
Bonana Fanna FoFony
Fee Fi Mo Mony
Tony...

Now was good Let's try Katie!
Katie Katie Bo Batie
Bonana Fanna FoFatie
FeeFi Mo Matie
Katie....

But if the first two letters are ever the same
You drop them both then say the name
Like Bob, Bob drop the 'B' Bo Ob
Or Hugh Hugh drop the 'H' go "Oooo"
Mary, Mary, drop the 'M's Mo Mary
That's the only rule that is contrary

O.K. everybody
Now say Bo, Bo!
Now Tony with a B, Bony!
Now Bonana Fanna Fo, Bonana Fanna Fo!
Then you say the name again with an 'F' very plain, Fony!
Then a Fee Fi and a Mo FeeFi and Mo!
Then you say the name with an 'M' this time, Mony!
There isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Let's do Doug!
Doug, Doug BoBoug Bonana Fanna FoFoug FeeFiMo Moug
Doug
Now you got it, Joanie!
Joanie, Joanie BoBonie Bonana Fanna FoFonie FeeFiMo Monie
Joanie
A little trick with Rick!
Rick, Rick BoBick Bonana Fanna FoFick FeeFiMo Mick

But if the first two letters are ever the same
You drop them both then say the name
Like Bob, Bob drop the 'B' BoOb
Or Hugh Hugh drop the 'H' go "Oooo"
Mary, Mary, drop the 'M's MoAry
That's the only rule that is contrary

O.K. everybody
Let's try David!
David, David BoBavid Bonana Fanna FoFavid FeeFiMo Mavid
David
That was great, try Larry!
Larry, Larry BoBarry Bonana Fanna FoFarry FeeFiMo Marry
Larry
Ok, now try Linda!
Linda, Linda BoBinda Bonana Fanna FoFinda FeeFiMo Minda
Linda
A little trick with Nick
Nick, Nick BoBick Bonana Fanna FoFick FeeFiMo Mick
Nick

Laura Branigan - Name Game (1987)
Track 9