Title: Stan (Excerpts)

Artists: Eminem & Elton John
Sequenced by: Glen Breed
Copyright © 2001 by G. Breed

Eminem and Elton John

Dear Slim, I wrote you but
you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager,
and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn,
you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem
at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses
too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; effete,
what's been up?
Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too,
I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter,
guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle
Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over
some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably
hear this everyday,
but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground
stuff that you did with Scam
I got a room full of your
posters and your pictures man
I like the stuff you did with
Ruckus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you
get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours,
your biggest fan. This is Stan

My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain
clouds up my window..
Oh, I can't see at all
And even if I could
it would all be great,
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me,
that it's not so bad,
not so bad..

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-
To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this will be the last package
I ever send your *ss
It's been six months
and still no word
- I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses
on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette
I'm sending you,
I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now,
I'm doin' 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim,
I drank a fifth of vodka,
you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins,
"In the Air of the Night"
about that gyy who coulda saved
that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all,
then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you
coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late
- I'm finished now

Stan
Soft karaoke
Words
Piano
String
Eminem Vocal
Elton Vocal
Bass
Rain
Thunder
Wind

Stan
Eminem and Elton John
Sequenced by G. Breed © 2001
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