If Not You. Dr. Hook.

Seq -  John Schlegel. Kar - Bunty Pritchard Jones. Sept 2000.

Who's gonna water my plants,
Who's gonna patch my pants,

and Who's gonna give me the chance
to feel brand new?

Who's gonna iron my shirts,
Who's gonna kiss where it hurts,

and Who needs a man when he flirts
the way I do?

Who, if not you?
Who, if not you?

[Instrumental .. slide guitars]

Who, if not you,
tell me Who, if not you?

Who's gonna wake me on time,
Who'll smile and say I look fine?

And who's gonna stay on my mind
the whole day thru'?

Who's gonna see that I'm fed,
and Who's gonna want me in bed?

But who'll watch TV instead
Because I do?

Who, if not you,
tell me Who, if not you?

Who.........

Soft karaoke
Words
Drums
Melody/Lead Voice
Bass
Guitar
Piano
Strings
Brass
Harmony Strings
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If Not You
Words and Music By:
Dennis Locorriere
Recorded By:
Dr. Hook on Capitol Records
© 1976 Horse Hairs Music, Inc.
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Arranged and Sequenced by:
John Schlegel, 1993
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