Mr. Grinch. Dr Seuss.

Seq - Tim Hamrick. Kar - Bunty Pritchard Jones. Dec 2001.

Tim Hamrick

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
You really are a heel,

You're as cuddly as a cactus,
you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,

Your brain is full of spiders,
you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,

I wouldn't touch you with
a thirtynineandahalf foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,

You have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,

Given a choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,

Your heart's a dead tomato
splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich,
with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!

You're a crooked dirty jockey
and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,

Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,

The three words that best describe you are as follows,
and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

Mr. Grinch
Soft karaoke
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