Polytheme Pam

The Beatles
Seq'ed by : William Mc Donald
Kar'ed by : ElCid

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park,
shaves in the dark trying to save paper!
Sleeps in a hole in the road!
Saving up to buy some clothes!
Keeps a tenbob note up his nose!
Such a mean old man!
Such a mean old man!

His sister Pam works in a shop
she never stops, she's a gogetter!
Takes him out to look at the queen!
Only place that he's ever been!
Always shouts out something obscene!
Such a dirty old man!
Dirty old man!

Well, you should see Polythene Pam!
She's so goodlooking but she looks like a man!
Well you should see her in drag,
dressed in her polythene bag!
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt!
She's killerdiller when
she's dressed to the hilt!
She's the kind of a girl
that makes the "News of the World"
Yes, you could say she was attractively built!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

She came in through the bathroom window!
Protected by a silver spoon!
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
by the banks of her own lagoon!

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday,
Tuesday's on the phone to me!

She said she'd always been a dancer!
She worked at fifteen clubs a day!
And though she thought I knew the answer!
Well, I knew what I could not say.

And so I quit the police department!
And got myself a steady job!
And though she tried her best to help me!
She could steal but she could not rob!

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday,
Tuesday's on the phone to me!
Oh yeah!

Soft karaoke
Words
Melody
Synth bass
Piano
Lead guitar
Accomp
Rythm guitar
Bass
Rythm guitar
Vocal acc
Drums
Hand clap
Mean Mr. Mustard
Polythene Pam
& She Came in Thru
the Bathroom Window
by Lennon/McCartney
Seq by
William MacDonald