I AM THE WALRUS

The Beatles
(Lennon/McCartney)
Kar'ed by : ElCid

I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together!

See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly!
I'm crying!

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come!

Corporation teashirt, stupid bloody tuesday
man you been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long!

I am the eggman! They are the eggmen!
I am the walrus!
Goo goo goo joob!

Mister city policeman sitting
pretty little policeman in a row!

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
see how they run!
I'm crying!
I'm~ crying!
I'm~ crying!

Yellow matter custard
dripping from a dead dogs eye!

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
boy you been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down!

I am the eggman! They are the eggmen!
I am the walrus!
Goo goo goo joob!

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun!
If the sun don't come you get a tan from
standing in the English rain!

I am the eggman! They are the eggmen!
I am the walrus!
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob!

Expert texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Ho ho ho hi hi hi ha ha ha!

See how they smile like pigs in a sty
see how they snied!
I'm crying!

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower!

Elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna!
Man, you should have seen them
kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the eggman! They are the eggmen!
I am the walrus!
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob!
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob!

Soft karaoke
Words
Syn Bras 1
Fren Horns
E. Piano 1
Violin
Cello
Frtls Bass
Choir Ahs
Syn Bras 2
Tub Bell
Drums